哦 见鬼 Oh, shit!
妈的 Shit.
麦克斯 Max?
诺玛 Norma?
片名：亡命30英里
那女孩多大了 This girl is how old?
23岁 23.
啊 哇哦 那即使对杰克来说也太... Ah wow, that is... even for Jack.
啊 是的 他在洛杉矶 Yeah well, he's in LA.
23岁就算是化石了 23 is like, you know, fossilized.
他那人 你知道的 He's become that guy, you know,
爱好少女的家伙 the one you see with some teenage girl,
不知道的还以为是父女 think he's a father with his daughter
直到亲嘴或打屁股 until he like, kisses her on the mouth
别人才懂 or smacks her ass.
然后你不知道是叫家暴机构呢 Then you don't know whether to call Family Services
还是直接叫他混蛋 or just call him an asshole.
是啊 干得到23岁妞的混蛋 Yeah, an asshole who's getting 23-year-old pussy.
这难道就好些吗？ Is it that much better?
当然 那是每个男人梦寐以求的 Yeah it's something that every man covets.
为什么 因为那会让你的老二感觉更年轻吗 Why, because it makes your dick feel less geriatric?
没错 That's right.
呃 请问你有什么种类的龙舌兰酒 Um, excuse me, what kind of tequila do you have?
虫酒那种 The one with the worm.
老天 Jesus.
这是大学酒吧 你还想要什么 It is a college bar, what do you want?
好吧 我要加冰的 Fine, I'll take that on the rocks.
不要虫子 No worm.
嘿 抱歉 Hi, yes, sorry.
有什么赤霞珠 What cabernets do you have?
红色的那种 The red one.
给我来一杯 I will take it.
尴尬 Embarrassing.
不敢相信 我们在这喝过酒 I cannot believe we drank here.
你差点睡过这里 You practically slept here.
确实 That I did.
记不记得有趣的帽子星期五 Remember Funny Hat Fridays?
当然 我一直演海盗 Ah, I was always the pirate.
是的哦 Oh, you were.
你觉得纸条上写了什么 So what do you think the note said?
也许会说 抱歉我鸽了你 抱歉让你飞 Probably "Sorry I bailed, sorry I made you fly
800英里来参加我的葬礼 还正好赶上拉里 "800 miles to my funeral in the middle of Larry's
正忙着的时节 "fucking busy season."
不 我是说他的妻子 No, I mean about his wife.
人们通常会问是为什么还是直接告别呢 Like do people say why or just goodbye?
我不知道 I don't know.
可能是 操 我赢了 爱马克斯 It probably just said "Fuck you, I win, love Max."
不会吧 Oh come on.
祝你能够完成填字游戏 Good luck finishing a crossword puzzle.
天呐 是啊 Oh my god, totally.
谁周日还会工作 Who does Sundays in pen?
太要强了 So aggressive.
对了 你妈妈的事我很抱歉 By the way, I'm so sorry about your mom.
但我... But I...
这就是70岁的老酒鬼 Ah, well, that's what happens when you have
还做了胃旁路手术的下场 a gastric bypass at 70, become a late-life alcoholic.
还以为我会抢先呢 Thought I'd get a jump on it.
保利会来吗 Hey, is Paulie coming?
要来 Yeah, apparently.
现在他们决定弥补了 Fuck, now they decide to make up.
客气点 Oh, be nice.
我总是很客气的 I am nice, I'm always nice.
我来了 不是吗 I'm here, aren't I?
我给了你50块 Um, I gave you a 50.
不 是20 No, it was a 20.
好吧 Cool.
好吧 不用找了 Okay you keep the change.
什么时候上车呢 All righty, so when do we board the fun bus?
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
抱歉 我应该 Excuse me, should I...?
去吧你们这些棕狗 赶紧向前跑 Go you Maple dogs, take it down the line
-摇着小尾巴 -嘿 贝西 - With the tails a-flying - Hey! Bessy!
我会及时赶上你们 We will beat you just in time to
还能喝一杯 Boom, have a drink, have a drink, drink, drink
来抱抱 来抱抱 Hug it up, hug it up.
我也要 Hey, oh me too!
天哪 胃都挤爆了 Oh my god it fell all out.
抱歉 我嘴里味道太重了 Sorry, I can taste my teeth.
是飞机上的蝴蝶脆饼和招牌红酒 Mmm, it's airplane pretzels and house red,
还有四个小时循环的空气 and the recycled air, and the breathing other people's farts
还有别人的屁 for four hours.
哈哈 肯尼迪机场吗 Haha, for JFK?
是的 两个在跑道上 两个在空中 Yeah, two on the runway, two in the air.
也没那么糟 It wasn't that bad.
哦 你在头等舱 Oh, you were in first class.
人们在头等舱放屁 Well, people fart in first class.
所以你最近怎么样 So how are you?
哦 好久不见了 Oh, it's been like a really long time.
你的婚礼 Your wedding.
不是 No.
不 不 那个冬天在纽约 No, no, there was that winter in New York.
哦天呐 那就像是 Oh god, that was like...
很久以前的事了 Years... ago.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
我一直都想 你现在有孩子了 And I've been meaning to... and you have kids now,
哦我的天 太可爱了 oh my god, so cute.
你贴了那么多好看的照片 You post all those great pictures.
是的 谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
谢谢你的花 And thank you for the flowers.
很遗憾你不能去参加我的婴儿洗礼派对 It's too bad you couldn't make it to either baby shower.
啊我有生活和工作离开小镇是不可能的 It was like, impossible to leave town
一直都太疯狂了 with like life stuff and work, it's been insane.
在过去的六年里都这样吗？ For the last six years?
我要一杯白葡萄酒 I'll have a white wine.
那么 郊外生活怎么样呢 So, suburban life, how's that?
很棒 我们能努力适应 Very good, we're managing.
努力 听起来让人充满希望 Managing, sounds promising.
查德怎么样 How's your man Chad?
-是布拉德 -Brad.
布拉德 Brad.
他怎么样 呃 So what is it like, uh,
踢足球 六点吃晚饭？ the playdate soccer practices, dinners at six?
事实上我很享受这些 Actually I enjoy it.
这是我做过的最重要的工作 It's the most important job I've ever had.
很好，因为没有什么 Good, 'cause nothing's as important
比康涅狄格的有四间卧室的皇宫更重要的了 like a four bedroom Tudor in Connecticut.
比穿斗篷得疱疹好多了 Better than herpes on a Grateful Dead poncho.
总之 ? Anyway ?
那件斗篷是在阿巴拉契亚山脉手工缝制的 That poncho was handcrafted in the fucking Appalachians.
所以 伊莱恩 工作怎么样 So, how's the job, Elaine?
如果我不想在早上9点15分自杀 Oh, be awesome if I don't wanna kill myself
那就太好了 by 9:15 in the morning.
我又没让你得疱疹 And I didn't give you herpes.
但有人做了 Well somebody did.
卡 And, cut!
西尔维娅 Sylvia, hi.
我只是开个玩笑 光线太差了 I'm just kidding, the lighting was terrible.
哦 你这个可怜的家伙 我很抱歉 Oh, you poor thing, I am so sorry.
哦 我刚才说的话不是那个意思 Oh, and I did not mean that thing I just said.
麦克斯的事我很抱歉 I'm so sorry about Max.
但我记得那件斗篷 But I remember that poncho.
哦上帝 哦 Oh god, uh.
一日是电影制作人 终身都是 对吧 Once a filmmaker, always a filmmaker, huh?
哦是的 我猜是的 Oh yeah, I guess so.
抱歉 能删掉吗 Sorry, can you delete that?
这个到底是怎么个流程 How does that, like work?
我是说 这里并不是洛杉矶 I mean it's not exactly L.A.
-拉里 -至少疱疹部分 - Larry. - at least the herpes part...
-我没有疱疹 -不是的 - I don't actually have... - No, it's not, is it?
但我还是喜欢浅尝一下 But I just, you know, I still like to dabble.
我是说 它不会传染 ...I mean it's not contagious.
一共8美元 That'll be eight dollars.
抱歉 Sorry.
我所在的国家到处都是心理治疗师 My country's overrun with psychotherapists
你知道的 麦克斯他喜欢学术生活 and Max, you know, he liked academic life.
他是要养家糊口的人 所以 He was the breadwinner, so.
拜托 我想我们都想离开 Oh please, I think we'd all love to get away,
搬到爱荷华州 或者 move to Iowa, or...
威斯康辛州 Wisconsin.
威斯康辛州 Or Wisconsin.
30英里之外 30 miles from nowhere.
没错 我是说如果我在地铁里 Exactly, I mean if I never saw another
没见过六英寸的蟑螂的话 six-inch cockroach in the subway.
哦 这里没有蟑螂 Oh, no cockroaches here.
这里太冷了 The cold kills them.
如此的文明和安静 And it's so civilized and quiet.
只有你和美丽的户外 Just you and the great outdoors.
嗯 现在当然是这样了 Well, it certainly is now.
西尔维娅 麦克斯的事我很抱歉 真是... Sylvia, I'm so sorry about Max, it's just...
真可怕 Awful.
糟透了 Terrible.
太令人难过了 It's so sad.
想喝点什么吗 Do you want a drink?
哦不不不 我不能喝 真的 Oh, no, no, no, I can't, I can't really.
发生什么了 So what happened?
除非你不想... 我是说 如果是私人的 Unless you don't... I mean, if it's private...
我们应该在天黑前找到保罗 We should probably get Paul and head north
然后向北走 before it gets dark.
对 Sure.
哦 等等 杰克呢 Oh. Wait, what about Jack?
哦 他们错过了航班 Oh, they missed their flight.
他们 They?
他的女朋友安布尔 显然她也要来 His girlfriend Amber, apparently she's coming too.
真好 Sweet.
哟 Yo!
小保利 Smally Pauly!
嗨 Hi!
这边 Get over here!
我 I...
你的包 Your bag.
哦 好的 Uh, yeah.
我只是 I'm just...
嗨 Hi.
不错啊 保罗 You look great, Paul.
哦 是的 伙计 Oh, totally, dude.
挨饿的社会工作者对你来说是件好事 Starving social worker thing looks good on you.
拉里 Larry.
怎么了 我是说 吃大餐会让你变胖 What, I'm saying, fancy dinners make you fucking fat.
你看起来太棒了 You look awesome.
那么 实践如何 So, how's the practice?
是的 现场报道 心理医生很好 Oh yeah, reporting live, shrink good.
不 不 那天没什么新闻 No, no, that was a slow news day.
麦克斯会爱死这样的故事的 Max would have killed for a story like that.
是关于中心的 不是我 It was about the center, not me.
你还是个大人物 是吧 You're still a big deal though, huh?
当然不是 Well no.
是啊 是啊 如果都上了NPR 那可是件大事 Yeah, yeah if it's on NPR it's a big deal.
NPR：国家公共广播
相信我 我已经听够了 Trust me I had to hear enough about it to know.
威斯康辛州 沃沃斯公司
但有时 这些研究会产生 ...but sometimes, these studies have
意想不到的后果 unintended consequences.
从心理上讲 也有伤亡 There are casualties, psychologically speaking.
我不明白 为什么会有人... Well I don't get it, why would anyone...
这是一个专注于 This was a dedicated student
取悦教授的学生 wanting to please a professor.
甚至在房子里住了一段时间 Even stayed at the house for a time.
天啊 听起来像个该死的囚犯 Jesus, sounds like a fucking prisoner.
哦不 Oh, no.
不 No, no.
这些照片可能会 It was just images that might be disturbing
让某些体质的人感到不安 to people with certain constitutions.
但没有触觉上的问题 But nothing tactile.
所以发生什么了 So what happened?
我是说 他失败了 病理性地说 Well I mean he failed, pathologically speaking.
他辞职了吗 Did he quit?
他消失了 He disappeared.
就是消失得无影无踪 And I mean just gone without a trace.
大学开始调查 The university opened an investigation
所以他们取消了马克斯的所有课程 so they canceled all Max's classes,
他的补助金一夜之间就消失了 his grants dried up overnight.
我的意思是 你知道的 保罗 一个不完整的研究 I mean as you know, Paul, an incomplete study
是没有用的 is a useless one.
哇哦 Whoah.
哇哦 Whoah!
哦上帝 Oh my god.
那是什么 What was that?
我们应该停下来吗 Should we stop?
不 恶心 No, gross, no.
我们这里有很多流浪狗 We got a lot of stray dogs out here.
对不起 我有点受不了... I'm sorry, I'm not good with...
血 是的我们知道 Blood, yeah we know.
随着经济的发展 With the economy, people just
人们不再关心他们了 stopped caring for them.
但是他们为了生存不得不做些什么 But they do what they have to do to survive...
-真让人难过 -So sad.
直到他们挂掉 ...until they don't.
你说麦克斯是怎么做到的 Okay, so how did Max do it, did you say?
-拉里 -伙计别这样 - Larry. - Dude, come on.
柯尔特1911式 45口径手枪 A 1911 Colt 45.
我是说 我不太了解枪支 I mean, I don't know from guns,
但那是警察告诉我的 but that's what the police told me.
我很抱歉 西尔维娅 I'm so sorry, Sylvia.
我很高兴我们能在这里 I'm glad we could be here.
我们都是 We all are.
对麦克斯来说 大学时光就是他的所有 Those college years meant the world to Max.
伙计们 你们是麦克海尔大厅帮 You guys, the McHale Hall Crew.
是他最接近家人的一帮人 It was the closest he ever got to family.
我想他一直都知道 I think he always knew that you guys
到头来你们还是会在 would be there in the end.
我不敢相信 I can't believe it.
看起来完全一样 It looks exactly the same.
啊 回忆 Ah, the memories.
这非常像《大寒》 This is very Big Chill.
《大寒》：电影 讲述一帮同学因为其中一位自杀而15年后相聚
拜托 那些人都有100岁了吧 Please, those people were like a hundred.
哦 我们这边也差不多了 Ooh, we're like a hundred.
他们不是都睡在一起吗 And didn't they all sleep together?
真的吗 Did they?
不知道 我猜的 I don't know, I'm assuming.
他们不是一直都这样吗 Don't they always?
别忘了在留言簿上签名 Don't forget to sign the guestbook.
即使死了 麦克斯也想知道谁在这里 Even in death, Max would wanna know who was here.
他一向注重细节 He was always a stickler for detail.
至少他没在这儿要求我们互相亲脸 He's not asking for a fucking cheek swab.
我把你们都安排在阁楼上了 Anyhoo, I put you all in the loft.
保罗和拉里可以住双人间 Paul and Larry can take the twins.
贝丝 你和伊莱恩可以共享女王间 Bess, you and Elaine can share the queen,
你们是好朋友 you're good friends.
我把杰克和他女朋友安置在后面的卧室 And I put Jack and his girlfriend in the back bedroom.
嘁 像往常一样 Pssh, per usual.
我和麦克斯的妈妈会在主屋等你 Max's mother and I will be in the main house
如果你需要什么的话 if you need anything.
我不知道诺玛住在这里 Oh, I didn't know Norma was living here.
在过去的几个月里 She's been staying here year-round
她一直都呆在这里 for the last few months now.
她有一些 She was having some...
困惑 而麦克斯总是着迷于 confusion, and Max was always fascinated
衰老的过程 by the aging process,
所以她在这里 但她的精神状态不太好 so she's here but her mental state is not.
哦 哇哦 Oh wow.
但你不能拒绝家人 所以 But you don't turn away family, so.
保罗 你爸爸 他不是得了... Paul, your father, didn't he have...
是的 这并不容易 Yeah, it's not easy.
紧张对人类大脑的影响真是令人惊奇 Amazing what strain does to the human brain.
厨房还是一样的 So, uh, the kitchen's the same.
我们还在用井水 We're still on well water.
过滤系统已经不像以前那样了 The filtration system is not what it used to be
所以你可能会捞到一些沉淀物 so you might catch a little sediment.
它有独特的风味 但它是可以喝的 哦 It has its own flavor but it's drinkable, and oh!
-哦 -啊 - Oh! - Ugh.
哦 看在上帝的份上 Oh, for goodness sake.
梅西 Maisy!
梅西 过来 Maisy, get in here!
哦 那只猫 Oh, that cat.
麦克斯过去常在这里的客房里锻炼 Max used to work out here in the guesthouse.
每天早上 梅西都会给他带来一只死老鼠 Maisy would bring him a dead rat every morning.
我猜她也想念他 Guess she misses him too.
好吧 不管怎样 Well anyhoo, it's one less rat for you
你需要担心的老鼠少了一只 to have to worry about.
好吧 手机在这边没信号 Okay, so the cellphones, they don't work up here.
你只能用座机 You'll have to use the landline
如果你想打外线的话 if you wanna make outside calls.
如果你们要点餐 我留了菜单 I left some menus in case you want to order food.
只有两三个餐馆 There are only two or three places
外卖能送到这么远 that will deliver this far out
我认为凌顶的中国菜是最好吃的 so I would say Top Ling's Chinese is the best of them.
哦 我真想吃肉包子 Ooh, I'd kill for a pork bun.
我记得 I remember.
不要点卡多瓦·卢沙餐馆 Just stay away from Caldova Lucha.
我们这地方很难找到 We're so hard to find
而他们的送货员都是些小年轻 and all they have are these kids driving.
一半的人都找不到这地方 Half of them never even make it.
还好我们不会遇到真正的紧急情况 God forbid we had a real emergency.
警察到的时候 尸体绝对已经腐烂了 We'd be decomposing by the time the cops got here.
谢谢你们 Thank you...
感谢你们所有人的到来 All of you, for coming.
这对我们来说意味着许多 It means the world to us.
哇 她倒是振作起来了 Wow, she perked right the fuck up.
我累坏了 难怪他自杀了 I'm exhausted, no wonder he offed himself.
她很孤独 She's lonely.
她可能已经好几个月没和任何人说话了 She probably hasn't talked to anyone in months.
他们十年前不是要离婚吗 Weren't they gonna get a divorce 10 years ago?
他们结婚十年了 They got married 10 years ago.
确实 Exactly.
伙计们 我们能不能专心吃饭 我快饿死了 Guys, can we focus on food, I'm starving.
哇 难道威斯康辛的中国菜听起来好吃吗 Wow, does Chinese food in Wisconsin not sound good?
这里也有印度菜和泰国菜 There's Indian here too and Thai.
这是中西部 不是应该有芝士汉堡吗 It's the midwest, shouldn't there be cheeseburgers?
好吧 他们可能不会 Well, they probably don't deliver
开车来这个鬼地方 to the middle of fucking nowhere.
拜托 你喜欢这里 Oh, come on, you loved it here.
你以前可是出了名的小荡妇 You were the slut of Chez Lehman.
我吗？ Was I?
就像狩猎季节一样 It was like hunting season, man.
每个人的约会都是公平的 Everyone's date was fair game.
经常发牢骚吗 Grouch much?
我只是说 我开车回家的时候 I'm just saying I always drove home
总是带着一大包避孕套 并且期待着 with a full pack of condoms and an awkward car trip
尴尬的驾车之旅 to look forward to.
伙计 你不能在树林里待四个晚上 Well dude, you can't spend four nights in the woods
其中三个晚上都有女人趴在你肩上哭 and spend three of them with chicks crying on your shoulder.
没人想和毛绒泰迪熊做爱 No one wants to have sex with their fucking teddy bear.
是的 好吧 Yeah, okay.
所以 饺子怎么样 So, dumplings?
好的 女士 Yes ma'am.
好的 Yes.
好吧 如果有必要的话 Okay, if I have to.
呃 不是一个词 Uh, not a word.
等等 等等 等一下 Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
这不是个词 Not a word.
是的 Sure it is.
-什么意思 -布伦斯 - Meaning? - Bruns.
我不知道这是什么意思 但我知道这是一个词 I don't know what it means, but I know it's a word.
我们永远都不会知道吧 We'll never know, will we?
没有信号 就永远不会知道 Not without wifi, we won't.
一个有博士学位的人怎么会没有字典呢 How does a guy with a PhD not have a dictionary?
精神语言 Language of the mind.
单词都是多余的 Words are superfluous.
显然 道德也是如此 As are ethics, apparently.
好了 好了 There, there it is.
你听到什么声音了吗 Did you hear that?
没有 No.
嗡嗡声 一直在我耳边 Like a buzzing, I keep hearing this hum.
科学家总是被误解。 Scientists are always misunderstood.
像孟格勒 Like Mengele.
我什么都没听到 I don't hear anything.
现在没有了 It's gone now.
把麦克斯和纳粹相提并论真的好吗吗 You seriously equating Max with a Nazi?
那么 为什么仅仅因为你有学位和资金 Well, why do you have the right to torment people
就有权利折磨别人呢 just because you have a degree and some funding?
他们没有折磨人 They weren't tormenting people,
他们在做研究 你不能 they vet these studies, you can't do...
他们考虑过吗 Do they though?
在那 There!
去哪了 Where'd it go?
你知道 仅仅因为你和没有保障的群众一起工作 You know, just because you work with the unwashed masses
并不意味着所有的精神病学家都是圣人 doesn't mean that all shrinks are saints.
我说过我们是吗 Did I say that we were?
没有什么比得上付给一个男人200美元一小时 Nothing like paying a guy like 200 dollars an hour
让他告诉你你的生活糟透了 to tell you your life sucks.
现在你是一个可怜虫 Now you're a sad sack and a sucker.
你会是一个糟糕的病人 You would make a terrible patient.
该死的 说得对 Damn right.
我不需要穿高领毛衣的混蛋教我 I don't need some dick in a turtleneck
怎么处理我的感情 to tell me how to process my feelings.
我觉得人们好像不穿高领了 I don't think people wear turtlenecks anymore.
是吗 No?
麦克斯不是混蛋 他是科学家 Max isn't a dick, he's a scientist
也是你的朋友 and he is your friend.
曾经 保罗 他曾经是个科学家 Was, Paul, he was a scientist.
我们有好几年没见过他了 None of us have seen him in years.
谁知道他现在是什么样子 Who knows what he is now?
死了 Dead.
他已经死了 He's dead now.
好吧 管他呢 Okay, whatever.
这孩子很清楚自己的处境 This kid knew what he was getting himself into,
否则他不会走到最后那一步的 otherwise he shouldn't have signed on the dotted line.
他当时怎么 18岁啊？ What, what was he like, 18?
想想我们十八岁的时候 Think of us at 18.
一经出售概不负责 Caveat emptor.
不疯魔 不成佛 Crazy always finds its way out.
谁准备好参加派对了 Who's ready to party?!
最近怎么样 What is up?
嘿 杰克 Hey Jack.
哦 宝贝 Oh, baby girl!
他在这 There he is!
嘿 伙计 Hey buddy.
见到你太开心了 伙计 Good to see you, buddy.
哟 伙计 最近怎么样了 太久没见了 Yo, man, how you been? It's been a long time!
是的有段时间了 我很好 Yeah it's been a while, I'm good.
是的 都挺好 Yeah, all right.
嘿 让我来帮你 Hey, let me help with those.
所以你是模特 是吗 So you're a model, is that right?
别做梦了 拉里 Give up the dream, Larry!
一旦你像杰克一样 你就不会再变回来了 Once you go Jack, you never go back.
你懂我 我是个梦想家 You got me, I'm a dreamer.
你真是没有改变 伙计 You don't change, man.
谢天谢地 有人带酒过来了 Oh thank god, someone brought booze.
所以 这是？ So this is...?
哦 安布尔 Oh, Amber.
给你介绍一下 这是大家 Amber this is everyone.
-嘿 -你好 - Hey. - Hello.
那么 谁准备好痛饮一杯2008年的皮诺了呢 So, who's ready to grieve into a 2008 Pinot?
你们真幸运 我们去购物了 Lucky for you, we went shopping.
我们有乳酪喷雾 We got spray cheese.
牛肉干 Beef jerky.
在黑暗中会发光的避孕套 Glow in the dark condoms.
来吧 告诉我 So come on, fill me in!
你们知道这个混蛋为什么要自杀吗 Do we know why this fucker offed himself?
是啊 他有两周没跟我说话了 Yeah, he didn't talk to me for like two weeks
因为我不想填那份愚蠢的性癖调查 because I wouldn't fill out that dumbass sex survey.
哦上帝 性癖调查 Oh god the sex survey.
只有我一个人填了吗 Am I the only one who filled that out?
你个蠢蛋 You sucker!
他就像胡迪尼 每次都能看穿你 He was like Houdini, man, he got you every time.
胡迪尼：世界上最著名的魔术师
因为这挺让人受宠若惊的 Because it was flattering though,
我是说 我想我们都想成为某件事的主体 I mean I think we all want to be the subject of something.
被甩最快的方法就是 The quickest way to get your ass broken up with
坦白你的性癖 is to be honest about your sex habits.
这就是报应 伙计 Cause and effect, man.
我们因为他的烂调查而被甩了 We get dumped because of his shitty survey
然后他就可以搞我们的前任了 and then he gets his pick of our exes?
是的 搞我们的前任 Yeah, pick exes!
哦 他会很喜欢你的 Oh he would have loved you.
当然 肯定的 Absolutely, totally.
伙计 Dude.
但是 不管怎么说 But what, no, whatever,
这都是一项心理学研究 that was, it was a psych study.
不是什么阴谋 That wasn't like a sex plot.
好吧 你们俩有你们的水平 Well, you two had your level of shit going on.
是大学啊伙计 竞争很激烈 It was college man, it was competitive.
是啊 然后你就不得不向国际橄榄球理事会告发他 Yeah, then you had to rat him out to the IRB
因为他引用了一本科学杂志 for quoting a fucking science journal.
这不仅仅是一句引用 It was a little more than just a quote.
这不关你的事 Well it's none of your business
罗杰斯先生 is what it was, Mr. Rogers.
不是吗 Or was it?
闭嘴伙计们 Guys, shut up.
不过你拿到助学金了 不是吗 Got you the grant though, didn't it?
是的 因为你不会有资金 Yeah, it did, because you don't get funding
除非你有数据 unless you have numbers.
对 如果你所有的朋友都出卖你 Right, which you're not gonna have
你是不会有的 if all your friends are ratting you out.
哦 里拉 得了吧 Oh Larry, come on.
我道歉了 好吗 I apologized, okay?
我真的非常抱歉 I'm still apologizing.
你不用跟我道歉 伙计 Hey, you don't have to apologize to me, man.
你这混蛋 Pickaxe for a pickin' ass!
哦 是的 Oh yes.
衬衫放下来宝贝 我们能看到你的胸 Shirt down, babe, we can see your tits!
谢谢你 Thank you for that.
你需要帮助吗 Do you need help with those?
-哦 我需要 -哟 - Oh, I do. - Yo!
好吧 如果你是妓女 Okay, the only way that
和陌生人发生性关系 having sex with a stranger does not count as cheating
就不算是欺骗 is if you're a hooker.
这就跟上班一样 Then it's like your nine to five.
真见鬼 那他妈是什么 Holy shit, what the hell is that?
哇哇哇 你去哪 伙计 Whoah, whoah, whoah, where you going, dude?
是个女人 It's a woman.
是鬼 It's a ghost.
他为什么要和它说话 Why is he talking to it?
-见鬼 -怎么回事 - Holy shit! - What the hell?
哦上帝 那是狼吗 Oh my god, is that a wolf?
滚出去 Get out of here!
快点 嘘 Go on, shoo!
你养狗吗 Do you have dogs?
不 她只是个阿尔法狼 No, she's just an alpha.
abo中的a
我也可以是贝塔 I can also be beta.
abo中的b
我浑身都在发抖 伙计们 Oh, I totally have the shakes, dudes.
就像排毒奶昔那样吗 Oh, shit like detox shakes?
因为我想干了这瓶 'cause I think I killed the bottle.
一共有多少 How many does that make?
别妄下定论 Oh don't judge.
我是这里唯一一个没希望跟人上床的人 I'm the only one here with no hope of getting laid.
瞧 你已经结婚了 Hello, married.
我不觉得会有人睡猪肉包子 I don't think pork buns is getting laid.
这是个葬礼 你真的想在葬礼时期内上床吗 It's a funeral, you really wanna get laid at a funeral?
那是诺玛 That was Norma.
她说她在找麦克斯 She said she was looking for Max.
她都不认识我了 She didn't even recognize me.
哦 猪肉包里有什么 Oh, what was in those pork buns?
巴腾多 有什么发现吗 Bartendo, what have we got?
啊 威士忌 两盏灯和一瓶馨芳葡萄酒 Ah, whiskey, two lights and a zinfandel.
拉里 Larry?
凌顶刚刚想杀了我 Top Ling just tried to kill me.
来点红的 再要点白的 再给我来点儿杰克 I want red, white, and a little bit of Jack.
哦 你还想要点杰克 Oh you want a little bit of Jack?
你想来点吗 You want a bit of Jack?
过来 Come here.
该死 Oh shit!
怎么回事 What the fuck?
什么 What the...?
哦见鬼 Oh fuck.
你还好吗 Whoah, you all right?
我还好 还好 Yeah fine, fine.
我只是在习惯井水 I'm just getting used to the well water.
哦是的 就像被尿布 Oh yeah, it's like an egg being filtered
过滤的蛋液一样 through a fucking diaper.
刚才有人在地下室吗 Yeah, hey, was anyone in the basement just now?
除非那个孩子为了尊严回来 Uh, not unless that kid came back for his dignity.
拉里 Larry.
贝西 Bessie.
怎么了 你很紧张 What's up, you're tense.
是的 我也想知道为什么 Yeah, I wonder why.
死去的朋友 Yeah, dead friend.
你想念你的小孩吗 Are you missing the little people?
不幸的婚姻 The rocky marriage?
什么 What?
哦 拜托 Oh please.
我们在“努力” We're managing?
我是说 我太清楚下沉的船是啥样了 I mean, I know a sinking ship when I see one.
相信我 我已经击沉了两个了 Believe me, I've sunk two of them.
凯伦 哦 真的吗 Karen, oh, really?
是的 除了签名 一切都结束了 Yeah, it's all over but the signing.
哦 里拉 我很抱歉 那太糟糕了 Oh Larry, I'm sorry, that's awful.
是的 Yeah.
还不是很糟 It's not so bad.
走开 我们回到05年的夏天怎么样 Off, what do you say we revisit the summer of '05?
你有口臭 You have puke breath.
该死 Goddammit.
哦我的天 Oh my god!
怎么了 What happened?!
哦上帝 有什么人在外面 Oh my god, there's somebody out there.
我的老天鹅 Oh my god.
他在阳台上 He was on the balcony.
像个吸血鬼一样对着玻璃 He was there up against the glass like a vampire.
他性感不？ A hot one?
什么 What?
宝贝 你累了 Babe, you're tired.
不，外面有人 No, there's somebody out there!
你看见梯子了吗 Did you see a ladder?
没有 No.
翅膀呢 Did you see wings?
我的天 混蛋 Oh my god, fuck you!
因为你知道 人类是不会飞的 'Cause you know last time I checked, man couldn't fly.
我真不敢相信我忘了她会做这种事 I can't believe I forgot she does this.
我们以前叫它“秋式睡觉” We used to call it pulling a Cho.
我的意思是我们可以调整一下她对吧 Well, I mean we could just like adjust her, right?
拜托 我以前把她从浴室地板上抱起来过 Please, I've lifted her off the bathroom floor before.
她就像一块水泥板一样 She's like a concrete slab.
好吧 我会跟她睡 Okay well, I'll sleep with her,
你可以把双人床挤在一起 and you can push the twins together.
经过二十年的逃避 After 20 years of wussing out,
现在你要行动了 now you're gonna make your move?
我要把衣服穿上 I will leave my clothes on.
当然 Of course you will.
不 我们去睡双人间 No, no, we'll take the twins.
像之前那样 Like old times.
为什么我们总是被困在阳台上 Why are we always the ones stuck in the balcony
其他人却在卧室里打牌 while everyone else played the sick card
或者在厕所为爱鼓掌 or fucked their faces off in the actual bedroom?
是的 这听起来挺熟悉的 Yeah, that sounds familiar.
我是说我真的没有任何选择 但是你 I mean I didn't really have any options, but you...
不 我被狼群包围 No, I was surrounded by wolves.
今天晚上领头狼可是什么都得不到 Well the pack leader ain't getting any tonight,
尤其在吃了那些猪肉包之后 not after those pork buns.
这间房之前很黑 This room used to be dark.
看起来没什么不同 Seems exactly the same.
就是有点老 Just a little older.
有点醉 A little drunker.
而且没有行李 And without all the baggage.
行吧 Yeah right.
晚安 Good night.
晚安 E Good night, E.
能给我讲个睡前故事吗 Can you tell me a story?
-不能 -No.
求你了 一个小故事就行 Come on, a short story.
睡觉的时间到了 Sleeping time.
-那是我的脸 -我知道 - That's my face. - I know.
早上好鸭 Morning!
希望你睡得很好 Hope you slept okay.
哦是的 嗨 Oh yeah... hi!
几点了 What time is it?
早餐时间 Breakfast time.
哦西尔维娅 我们应该好好照顾你 Oh Sylvia, we should be taking care of you.
哦 不 不用 别傻了 Oh, no, no, don't be silly,
你是我的客人 you're my guests.
是谁啊 Who is it?
只是觉得你可能需要一点东西 Just thought you might need a little something
来解酒 to soak up the booze.
哦 抱歉 吵到你了吗 Oh no, I'm so sorry, were we loud?
没有 我只是想以前的大学同学嘛 No, no, I just figured old college crowd.
麦克斯总是说你们有点野 Max always said you guys were a little wild.
你真应该加入我们 Oh you should have joined us.
不不 我现在不喝酒了 No, no, I don't drink anymore.
哦上帝 Oh god.
宝贝 Babe?
你还好吗 You okay?
我在城里买的 So I picked these up in town.
人们提前关门了 People are closing down early,
是因为天气的原因 what with the weather coming in.
会下雨吗 Is it supposed to rain?
如果幸运的话 可能会有龙卷风 Rain, hail, maybe a tornado if we're lucky.
我们称之为汛期 We call it flood season.
最好是把门锁上 坐着不动 Sometimes it's best to just lock up and sit tight.
哦哇哦 我知道 所以 Oh wow, I'm sure, so...
死者当然不会等着下雨吧 Of course the dead don't wait on the rain, do they?
我一会就回来接你 I'll be back in a bit to pick you up for the service.
噢 Ow.
太吵了 That is so loud.
我觉得这根本没用 I don't think it's ever even worked.
可能是1998年生产的 There's probably produce from 1998 down there.
哦 哇 Oh, wow.
谁在厨房的水池里吐了 Who throws up in the kitchen sink?
那个在浴室里呆了大半夜的人说 Says the man who spent half the night in the bathroom.
你怎么敢 How dare you.
我吃了猪肉包食物中毒了 I was poisoned by pork buns.
那个女人被酒 青春和愚蠢毒害了 That woman was poisoned by wine and youth and stupidity.
她很紧张 她才23岁 Ah, she was nervous, she's 23.
我肯定是在自己的呕吐物池中醒来 Pretty sure I was waking up in a pool
在我二十三岁的时候 of my own vomit at 23.
我记得 确实是 I remember, you were.
现在我有了爱尔兰水手的耐性 Now I have the tolerance of an Irish seaman.
先不说了，我想我可以利用这点 Vomit aside, I was thinking I might tap that.
哦 拉里 Oh Larry.
我在开玩笑 I am kidding.
你已经偷情二十年了 You've been stealing girlfriends for 20 years.
给别人点机会 Give someone else a chance.
谁 Who?
吓我一跳 Fuck me.
我猜暴风雨要来了 I guess the storm's coming in.
啊好多了 That's better.
真好 That's nice.
嗨 Hi!
嗨 抱歉 对不起 是我 对不起 Hi, sorry, sorry, did I, sorry.
我带了点阿司匹林和水 I thought I'd bring aspirin and some water,
如果你愿意的话 来点狗毛吧 a little hair of the dog, if you're so inclined.
哦 是的 狗狗需要一些毛 Oh yes, doggy needs some hair.
好的 给你 Okay here you go.
你也要阿司匹林吗 Do you want the aspirin bit, too?
-哦 是的 -Oh yeah.
很糟吗 Was it bad?
哪个环节 Which part?
我吐了一点 I kind of threw up a little bit.
卧槽 真的吗 Oh my god, you did?
好吧 吐在水池里了 Okay, in the sink, yeah.
比在冰箱里好多了 It's better than in the fridge.
我想是的吧 I guess, yeah.
而且你让拉里觉得好多了 Besides you made Larry feel better.
他以为我们忘了他整晚都在拉猪肉包 He thinks we forgot he was shitting pork buns all night.
我只是 我很少喝威士忌 I just, I don't usually drink whiskey.
我更喜欢喝粉红葡萄酒 I'm more of a pink wine kind of girl.
好吧 绝望的时候没什么选择嘛 Well, desperate times.
天啊 我看起来很绝望吗 Oh my god, do I seem desperate?
不不不这只引用 No, no, no, it's a quote.
我的天啊 因为我一紧张就会喝酒 Oh my god, 'cause I usually drink when I get nervous.
然后我看到了橱窗里的那个东西 And then I saw that thing in the window.
-我知道了 -I get it.
在疯狂的人群中做一个新手有点难 It's kind of hard to be the newbie among crazy people.
杰克很生气 Jack gets really annoyed.
拜托 他有你就已经很幸运了 Please, he's lucky to have you.
至少我还穿着衣服 对吧 At least I kept my clothes on, right?
天呐 他会杀了我的 Oh my god, he's gonna kill me.
不 不会的 No, it was nothing.
我是说你晃到我们了 I mean you flashed us.
-哦那很抱歉 -Oh that's so embarrassing.
但是非常快 太快了 But it was super fast, like too fast.
不 不是 因为你有 很棒的身材 And no, it's not, because you have... a great rack.
是吗 Really?
绝对的 Totally.
谢谢你 Thank you.
别客气 You're welcome.
也许你应该多喝点酒 多紧张一些 Maybe you should get drunk and nervous more often.
该死的 What the hell?
杰克 你在干什么 Jack, what are you doing?
我想你可能需要帮助 I thought you might need help.
不 我很好 No, I'm good.
宝贝 我知道你够不到你的背 Baby, I know you're having trouble reaching your back.
停手 给我条毛巾 Knock it off, give me a towel.
02年的夏天 怎么样 Hey, summer of '02, what do you say?
杰克 这是他的葬礼 我不会的 Jack, it's his funeral, I'm not gonna...
什么 再骗他一次吗 What, cheat on him again?
对 Yeah.
过来 宝贝 Come on, babe.
这都是诉讼时效的问题 There's a statute of limitations on all that.
尤其是当受害的一方已经死亡 Especially when the injured party is dead.
你的女朋友在另一个房间 You have a girlfriend in the other room.
所以呢 So?
她吐了 或许你应该去 So, she was vomiting, maybe you should go and...
我们可以划皮划艇 We could go canoeing.
也许你该去看看她 Maybe you should go check on her.
如果你不告诉麦克斯 我也不会告诉他 I won't tell Max if you don't.
嗯 感觉还不错 Mmm, that feels good.
嗯 确实 Mm, totally.
谁知道呢 Who knew?
小时候我喜欢别人挠我胳膊痒痒 As a kid, I used to love having my arm tickled.
脖子也是 But the neck feels good too.
什么鬼 发生什么了 What the hell, what happened?
蟑螂 Cockroaches!
该死的到处都是蟑螂 There were fucking cockroaches!
卧槽 可能有一万只 Oh my god, there was like thousands of them,
到处都是 they're everywhere!
他们只是虫子 安布尔 They're bugs, Amber.
我知道 杰克 I know they're bugs, Jack.
你怎么浑身湿透了 Why are you wet?
发生什么事了 What's up, what's going on?
床上有蟑螂 There are cockroaches in the bed!
什么 What?
在我们床上 啊 In our bed, ugh!
真恶心 我以为没有 That's disgusting, I thought there weren't...
不 是乱说的 No, it's a lie.
在威斯康辛 蟑螂不会死 Cockroaches do not die in Wisconsin.
他们进来是为了在你的座位上取暖 They come inside to get warm in your fucking seat.
天呐我觉得我嘴里也有 Oh god I feel like there's one in my mouth.
等一下 有蟑螂吗 Wait, there was a cockroach?
不是 保罗 Not a cockroach, Paul!
六十多只 Like 60 of them!
它们 And they were...
在你身上 On you, we get it.
冷静点 这样我们才能 Just calm down, so we can...
从这里逃出去 Get out of here?
我们哪都不去 We're not going anywhere, babe.
我们要去参加一个葬礼 We got a funeral to go to.
我不认识他 I didn't know him.
我不会去的 I'm not going.
在树林里 都是虫子 In the woods, they're bugs.
也许是风把什么东西吹开了 Maybe the wind just blew something open.
比如说你的裤子 Like your pants?
该死 Shit.
外面就像世界末日一样 It's like the end of the world out there.
不 只是10月份的威斯康辛州 Nope, just Wisconsin in October.
天呐 她看起来像个忍者 Jesus, she's like a ninja.
好了 该说再见了 Okay, time to say our goodbyes.
我们在这里悼念 We are here to celebrate the life
麦克斯韦·雷曼的一生 of Maxwell Lehman,
他现在与我们的父神同归自己的家 who now returns to his home with our God, the Father.
带着花 我们的爱 和我们的真心 With each flower, we give our love, our hearts,
我们承诺珍惜你的回忆 our commitment to cherish your memory.
愿你在神的庇护中得到安息 May you find more peace among God's angels
愿你受折磨的灵魂在天堂得到安慰 and may your tortured soul find solace in the afterlife.
去吧 Here you go.
谢谢 我会的 Thanks, I'll...
-不 是棺材 -是的 - No, for the coffin. - Sure.
不 我不用了 没关系 No, that's okay, that's okay.
我真的不认识他 I didn't really know him.
不 杰克的朋友就是麦克斯的朋友 No, any friends of Jack's is a friend of Max, please.
呃 Um.
他们都很想你 These guys really miss you,
无论你在哪里 and, uh, wherever you are...
我的天 Oh my god!
抓住我的手 Grab my hand!
抓住我的手 把手给我 Grab my hand, give me your hand!
安布尔 Amber!
嗯 葬礼挺好的 Well, it was a very nice service,
-考虑到所有事情 -短暂而甜蜜 - all things considered. - Short and sweet.
麦克斯从来不是个感情用事的人 Max was never one for sentiment.
我只希望他的同事能来 I just wish that his colleagues had come,
你知道的 来表现一点忏悔 you know, show a little remorse.
科学家们真的可以很冷酷无情 Scientist can be so cold-hearted when they want to be.
我记得 I remember.
胆小鬼 Milk-livered man.
你长着一张欠揍的脸 一颗装满委屈的头 Thou bear'st a cheek for blows, a head for wrongs.
-诺玛 拜托 -Norma, please.
把他的眼睛挖出来 Pluck out his eyes!
她觉得她回到匹兹堡了 She thinks that she's back in Pittsburgh,
在演 doing some kind of...
注释 :李尔王 莎士比亚著名的四大悲剧之一 李尔王 King Lear.
我们在我的阅读课上做的 We did it in my cold reading class.
疯狂可以如此无情 Madness can be so unforgiving.
你只能希望这不是遗传的 对吧 保罗 You just gotta hope it's not genetic, right Paul?
什么 I'm sorry?
你的爸爸 他发病早 Your dad, with his early onset.
嗯 Mmm.
该死 Stink... shit.
鸡蛋 Eggs!
事情发生得太快了 See it can happen so fast.
麦克斯 Max!
麦克斯已经死了 诺玛 Max is dead, Norma.
他死了 He's dead.
她有时候容易这样 我很抱歉 She gets this way, I'm sorry.
不 别这样 No, no.
我想我们该走了 I think it's time for us to go.
你爸到底怎么了 伙计 So what the hell is that about your dad, dude?
这不重要 Doesn't matter.
哦 拜托 Oh, come on.
我觉得这烂透了 I thought it was shitty.
人们表达悲伤的方式各不相同 People grieve in different ways, you know.
当我的狗斯帕克死了 我喝酒醉了一个星期 When my dog Sparky died, I got drunk for a week
然后我去打双向飞碟 and I went skeet shooting.
我这辈子从来没有打过飞碟 I've never gone skeet shooting a day in my life.
死亡会对人产生奇怪的影响 Death does strange things to people.
他妈的 Fuck!
为什么这里这么冷 Why is it freezing in here?
柴火在哪 Where is the fucking firewood?
在那边 Out there.
哦 不用了 谢谢 Oh, no thank you.
我去 I'll go.
我去就行 I'll go.
怎么了 What?
我是好人 I'm the perfect human.
我在非营利组织工作 I work in non-profit.
我只是提议去拿木头 I just offered to go get wood.
不用客气 You're welcome.
这不是他的错 他很有骑士精神 It's not his fault he's chivalrous
而你跟个屌似的 拉里 and you're a dick, Larry.
至少我的还在 Hey, at least I still have mine.
你看到外面那些该死的虫子有多大了吗 You seen the size of those fucking ticks out there?
他们不想要你的老二 相信我 They don't want your dick, trust me.
你怎么知道 How would you know?
我们真的错过了 Yeah, we really missed out.
你没有 You didn't.
那又怎样 不值得 Whatever, not worth it.
一直都是和平主义者 Ever the pacifist.
为什么 就因为我不在乎你的老二 Why, because I don't care about your tick-bait dick?
不 因为你不在乎 No, because you don't care that someone
有人说你爸爸疯了 called your dad crazy and said
还说你疯只是时间问题 it's only a matter of time for you!
那个女人很伤心 伙计 The woman is grieving, man,
她才失去丈夫 she just lost her husband!
我才不要当混蛋呢 I'm not gonna be a jerk about it!
不 当然了 No, of course not.
这会毁了你作为圣人的名声 It would ruin your reputation as a fucking saint!
闭嘴 你都不知道自己在说什么 Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about.
这就对了 就这样 把它释放出来 There it is, there it is, let it out.
去你妈的 Fuck you!
好了 你满意了吧 肥猪 去你妈的 Okay, you satisfied, prick, fuck you.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 嘿 住手 Hey, hey, stop it.
好吧 你的和平奖没了 Well, there goes your peace prize.
我跟你一起去 保罗 I'll come with you, Paul.
我们走吧 Let's go get tick bit.
别管了 Don't pay attention.
他们一直都这么做 They do this all the time.
他们要去哪啊 Where are they going?
找一个螺丝 For a screw.
对没错 Yeah right.
所以她和女孩子们约会 对吗 So she dates girls, right?
大多数女同性恋都这样啊 Most lesbians do.
保罗真的很棒 Paul's really nice.
罗杰斯先生也很棒 And so is Mr. Rogers.
谁 Who?
那个坐小火车的老头 That old dude that used to ride tiny trains
还带着一堆木偶的那个 with a bunch of puppets on them?
真的挺诡异的 That's really creepy.
当然了 Exactly.
这就是我为什么总是在你 That's why I always come on
最意想不到的时候出击 when you least... expect it.
哦 老天啊 我操 Oh, Jesus fuck!
哦见鬼了 这 操 Oh man damn, that was... fuck.
是只浣熊 It's a raccoon.
有马那么大的浣熊吗 The size of a horse?
见鬼 它们是得有多少啊 Damn, how many of them are there?
哦我的天 就是他 Oh my god, that's him.
什么 谁啊 What, who?
他 Him!
他怎么了 What about him?
他就是 That's the man.
是我见过的那个人 That's the man that I saw.
在这张照片里的吗 In this picture?
不 在窗户里看到的 No, in the window.
宝贝 喝点水吧 Babe, have some water.
不 不 我昨天看见过他 No, no, I saw him yesterday.
今天我以为... And today I thought...
不可能的 It couldn't be.
为什么呢 Why not?
因为那是麦克斯 'Cause that's Max.
谁是麦克斯 Who's Max?
我们刚刚埋掉的那个麦克斯 Max, the guy we just buried.
他已经死了 He's dead.
完全死了 Very dead.
现在没死了 Not anymore.
哦 Ooh!
伙计们 外面太糟糕了 Man it sucks out there.
你们还好吧 You guys okay?
是啊 我们很好 Yeah, yeah we're fine.
就是有点醉 Just a little tipsy.
那可不 As you should be.
伙计 厨房的窗户破了 Man, the window in the kitchen busted.
是啊 因为已经放了他妈几千年了 Yeah, 'cause it's a fucking thousand years old.
好吧 我要叫辆出租车 All right, I'm gonna call a cab.
哈 我不怪你 Huh, I don't blame you.
我能一起吗 Can I come?
哦当然 这个时候打的可容易了 Oh yeah, because they're everywhere.
就直接下去拦一辆就行 Just hop on down the corner and fucking hail one.
好吧 我不想在这里呆着 Okay, well I'm not staying here.
我们这是在威斯康辛州 宝贝儿 We're in Wisconsin, babe.
我们在一片不毛之地里 We're in the middle of nowhere.
是你想来的 You wanted to come.
我想挤奶牛 想吃奶酪 I want to milk cows, I want to eat cheese.
我又不知道我们会在 I didn't know that we'd be in a shack
荒郊野外的窝棚里 in the middle of the woods
外面还有他们的死人和疯狗 with fucking dead people and rabid dogs in the walls!
其实这不是个窝棚 Well it's not really a shack.
我说了这地方很复古 I said it was rustic!
这不是复古 杰克 This is not rustic, Jack.
这是荒野求生 This is survival!
你好 Hello?
你好 我需要打一辆出租车去机场 Hi, I need a cab to the airport please.
不 我知道 我知道 No, I know, I know.
我们在哪儿 Where are we?
在雷曼的房子里 The Lehman house.
雷曼的房子 The Lehman house.
黑山路 Black Hill road.
在黑山路上 On Black Hill road.
你好 Hello?
有人吗 Hello?
也许主屋里有信号 Maybe there's service in the main house.
或者西尔维娅能开车送我们 Or Sylvia could drive us.
那个女人刚刚埋了她的丈夫啊 The woman just buried her husband.
我们不能让她大雨天的载我们30英里 We can't ask her to drive 30 miles in a rainstorm.
当你住在这该死的穷乡僻壤的时候 That's what happens when you live
就会发生这样的事 in the middle of the fucking boonies.
你得开车送人去 忍一下吧 You have to drive people places, deal with it.
哥们 别管了 Dude, let it go.
要是你想当个娘娘腔的话 自己找时间吧 If you wanna act like a pussy, do it on your own time.
我20年前又没骗过一个死人的科研经费 I didn't cheat a dead guy out of a fucking science grant
我没有什么好道歉的 20 years ago, I have nothing to apologize for
你要道歉的话可别 so don't include me in your fucking
老带着我 never ending mea culpa.
所以 跟他女朋友上床就不算吗 So sleeping with his girlfriends doesn't count?
哦 天哪 那是大学啊 混蛋 Oh Jesus, it was college, asshole,
谁没跟他女朋友睡过 who didn't sleep with his girlfriends?
你睡过吗 You did?
什么 What?
不 我 也许吧 No, I... maybe.
不记得了 I don't know.
行了 打住 We're here, okay.
我们都做过不光彩的事 We all did shit we're not proud of
但是我们现在都到这般田地了 but we're here now so can we please try to be civilized
能不能他妈的文明点 for a goddamn second?
还有 谁他妈把酒喝完了 And who the fuck finished the wine?
可你还酗酒啊 You have a drinking problem.
这他妈废话 No fucking duh.
到底他妈的是谁 Who the hell has a funeral
在这个该死的森林里举行葬礼啊 in the middle of the damn woods anyway?
一定是麦克斯 肯定是麦克斯 Oh Max does, of course he does.
他干什么都要搞出麻烦 God forbid he make anything easy.
这就像让人们在新年前夜 It's like making people go to your wedding
去俄亥俄州哥伦布市参加你的婚礼一样 in Columbus, Ohio on New Years Eve.
你没必要来的 拉瑞 You didn't have to come, Larry.
又不是我把你拉过去的 No one dragged you there.
路已经封锁了 安布尔 The roads are closed, Amber.
没人会载你的 No one's gonna drive you.
那我就走路 Then I'll walk.
行啊 走吧 Fine, go.
你要去吗 You wanna go?!
嘿 哇哦 Hey, whoah.
-你要去的话 -别碰我 - You wanna go. - Don't touch me!
放松 Relax!
嘿 你要是真的想走的话 走吧 Hey, if you wanna go, go.
你连去布鲁克林的火车都找不到 You can't even catch the right train to Brooklyn.
你觉得你能找到飞机场吗 You think you're gonna find the fucking airport?
祝你好运 Good luck!
哦 别这样 Oh, come on!
我他妈的 What the fuck?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我试着打过电话但是线路断了 I tried to call but the lines are down.
是啊 我们知道 Yeah, we got that.
我想这是大自然告诉我们要停止依赖电器吧 Nature's way of telling us to unplug I guess.
屋子有什么问题吗 Any trouble with the rooms?
事实上 有一点 Actually, kind of, yeah.
你有没有 Do you have...
-是的 厨房窗户坏了 -Yeah, the kitchen window broke.
哦天哪 Oh geez.
我们没事 We're fine.
我们是真他妈的有事 We're actually not fucking fine.
哦 天哪 我很抱歉 关于窗户的事 Oh geez, I am sorry, the windows.
但是不必担心 But don't worry about it.
我们可以用这个 We can just use one of these.
我带了一些防水布 用来以防万一 I brought these tarps, in case, um,
我们之前架空层有点漏水 we had some leaking in the crawlspace a while back
所以我有点担心地基 and I'm a little worried about the foundation.
这个几把房子的吗 Of the fucking house?
在房子下面 真的 Under it, really.
哦 你在下面是搞了个动物农场吗 Oh is that the animal farm you got down there?
因为它们刚刚开了个舞会 'Cause they were having a fucking dance party earlier.
哦 我不这么认为 Oh, I don't think so.
动物都进不去 An animal could barely fit in there.
我们之前有过浣熊 We used to have raccoons
但是麦克斯几年前就把它们赶走了 but Max chased those away years ago.
不 No.
不 那里只有一些破盒子和不少尘土 No, the only thing that's there is old boxes and dust.
哈 这可不是尘土 Huh, well this was not dust.
就像几个胖子在跑步机上一样 It was like a couple fat guys on a treadmill.
所以你可能需要重置一下陷阱或是什么的 So you might wanna maybe reset your traps or something.
我们没设过陷阱 We don't really do traps.
我们在这里的杀戮 The only killing that we do out here
都是出于仁慈的 is of the mercy variety.
哦 我的天 Oh my god.
总之 防水布给你 保罗 Anyhoo, here are the tarps, Paul.
你要是不介意的话可以有机会了 If you don't mind checking the crawlspace
去下面的架空层看一看 when you get a chance.
就是风暴这段时间没有工人愿意来 It's just no handyman till after the storm passes.
好 嗯哼 没问题 Yeah, mmhmm, yeah sure.
很好 Great.
穿过车库 It's through the carport.
在房子下面 And, um... under the house.
不错 Great.
听着 西尔维娅 Listen, Sylvia.
我们有几个人想早点出门 A few of us were thinking about heading out a little early,
你知道的 就是要赶在下雨之前 you know just get ahead of the rain, you know.
对的 你能不能载我们去一下飞机场 Yeah, any chance you could drive us to the airport?
哦 好吧 我是说 Oh, well I mean I would
我能载你们 但是路面已经泥泞不堪了 but the roads are washed out.
但是天一亮就会放晴 But they should be clear by daybreak.
明天拂晓吗 Morning daybreak?
是的 每年十月至三月都会这样 Yeah, happens every October through March.
这是大自然的宵禁 Nature's curfew.
真是可爱 That's really cute.
要是灯灭了的话 我们地下室里 If the lights blow, we keep candles and a kerosene lamp
有蜡烛和一两盏煤油灯吧 or two in the back of the basement.
可以躲躲雨 May as well just shelter from the storm.
也许我们该收拾行李 早早睡觉了 Maybe we should pack it in, try to sleep.
我太紧张了根本睡不着 I'm too wired to sleep.
我可能是太清醒了 I'm probably too sober.
这东西到底怎么了 What is the deal with this thing?
这个垃圾处理机还能用吗 Does the garbage disposal even work?
也许安布尔是对的 这有点扯淡了 Maybe Amber's right, this is kind of fucked up.
哦 拜托 她就是个小傻子 Oh please, she's a ding dong.
嘿保罗 这玩意儿堵住了 Hey Paul, this thing is totally clogged.
也许是水管坏了 Maybe the pump is broken.
她不是... She's not a...
我的意思是 她又辣又嫩 I mean she's young and hot.
嘿 保罗 你能检查一下井吗 Hey Paul, can you please check the well?
她可不是个傻子 She's not an idiot.
你能给她辩护可真是太好了 Nice of you to defend her.
好吧 她都没要啤酒 Well, because she doesn't even want a beer,
放过她一会儿吧 give her a break.
拜托了 Please.
额 西尔维娅 Uh, Sylvia?
哦 是你啊 Oh, good, it's you.
你能帮我一下吗 保罗 Could you give me a hand, Paul?
额 我只是下来检查一下井 Oh, I was just coming down to check the well.
水槽都堵死了 The sink's all backed up.
哦 很抱歉 Oh, sorry about that.
处理这些东西可真没什么好办法 There really is no good way to dispose of these.
关你什么事 What do you care?
反正你也不会记得 It's not like you're gonna remember anyway.
到了九点你就晕过去了 You'll be blacked out by nine.
你他妈在说什么 What the fuck?
我是说 两次婴儿派对 伊莱恩 I mean, two baby showers, Elaine?
哦 我的天 Oh my god.
你没来乔乔家 And you didn't come to Jojo's,
你没来萨利家 you didn't come to Sally's.
她是你继女啊 She's your step-kid.
她四岁了 She was four years old!
她两岁半了 但她仍然是我的第一个孩子 She was two and a half and she was still my first baby!
讲真 谁会就因为好朋友家离自己家有好几站地 Seriously, who doesn't visit their best friend
就不去看她呢 just because they live a fucking bus ride away?
是在康涅狄格州 贝丝 不仅仅有几站地 It's Connecticut, Bess, not a bus ride.
有个叫北方地铁的东西啊 伊莱恩 It's called the Metro North, Elaine,
就一个半小时就到了 and it takes about an hour and a half!
你是对的 我很抱歉 You're right, I'm so sorry!
在付两份房租 换成人尿布和 Between paying two rents, changing adult diapers
不让我妈妈从楼梯上摔下来这几件事之间 and keeping my mom from falling down the stairs,
我确实有时间去郊区兜风 I definitely had time for a joyride to the suburbs!
我们可以来的 好吗 We would have come in, okay?
我们可以去参加葬礼 We could have come to the funeral,
带你去吃午餐 带你去公园 taken you out to lunch, taken you to the park.
哦 因为和你完美的家庭一起他妈的去动物园 Oh because going to a fucking petting zoo
正是我成为孤儿的第一天 with your perfect family is exactly how I want to spend
最想干的事情是吗 my first days as an orphan!
这是你自己的选择 You made a choice!
你一直忙着工作 You were all about work.
从来没提过要孩子的事 You never once talked about having kids!
那废话 Oh how could I?
你永远在不停地叭叭叭你自己的孩子 You never for a second stopped fucking talking about yours!
大家都好吗 Everyone okay?
我想我们已经把水槽疏通了 I think we unclogged the sink.
哦 别这样 伙计 Oh, come on, dudes!
操 Fuck.
我去换个衣服 I'm gonna change.
当然不会了 Of course it doesn't.
来吧 Come on.
哦 我的天 Oh gosh.
我应该跟着感觉走的 I should be listening to my uh oh feelings.
啊 这下面臭死了 Ah, smells like shit down here.
我就是这么跟孩子说的 That's what I tell the kids.
跟着你们自己的感觉走 Listen to their uh oh feelings.
他们多大来着 五岁吗 What are they, five?
都是傻逼 They're fucking idiots.
我看不到煤油灯啊 I don't see any lamps.
好了 等下 能等会儿吗 Okay, hold up, would you please?
她说是地下室后面 She said back of the basement, ah.
地下室后面 Back of the basement.
拜托了 拉瑞 Come on, Larry.
我保证就在这里面 I'm sure it's in here.
是啊 Yeah.
没准后面还有老的花花公子呢 Yeah, maybe some old Playboys back here.
炸了的充气娃娃 Blow up sex doll.
会很有趣的 哈 That'd be fun, huh?
好吧 等等 Okay, wait.
这就是吗 这就是那些 Is this it, this is one of those, um...
哦对 是的 让我看看 Oh yeah, that's, let me see.
-野营灯 是吗 -对 - Camping lamps, right? - Yup.
我想这个... I think you just...
-对 -啊 酷 - Yup. - Ah, cool.
好了 Boom.
我们有光了 We have light.
这闻起来就像公共澡堂一样 伙计 Oh, it smells like a damn public bathroom, man.
就像是有一堆 It was like a stack.
有一堆动物的尸体 伙计 It was like a stack of animals, dude.
而西尔维娅就 And Sylvia was just...
伙计 我不想知道 Dude, I don't wanna know, man.
抱歉 我做不到 I'm sorry, I can't.
我 我没带着烟斗 I just, I don't have my pipe here
而且我... and I just...
我还没嗨到听这些东西 I'm not high enough to hear this shit.
而且你绝对不能跟那些女孩们说 And you definitely can't be telling the girls.
我们现在不能再乱了 We cannot take any more crazy right now.
好吧 你能把防水布递给我吗 Fine, can you just hand me the tarps please?
你知道吗 你疯了 哥们 You know, you're nuts, man.
我们最不该做的就是 The last thing we should be doing
处理西尔维娅的这些烂事 is Sylvia's damn housework.
对 无论如何 来吧 Right, whatever, come on.
你知道吗 这就是她为什么要你来干 You know, that's why she asked you.
因为她知道就你这样的傻逼会同意 She knew that you would be the only sucker to say yes.
告辞 Bye.
看看这个 Look at that.
还开着吗 Is it on?
是啊 说个茄子 Yeah, say cheese.
也许西尔维娅在拍一部关于老鼠的纪录片 Maybe Sylvia's working on a rat documentary.
想说点什么吗 Wanna say a few words?
快关上 你个神经病 Turn it off, it's super creepy.
现在你真的看起来超辣 You look really hot in this light.
闭嘴 Shut up.
也许麦克斯有一个科研博客 孤独麦克斯15号 Maybe Max has a science blog, LonelyMax15.
对 麦克斯上网？ Right, Max on the internet.
他相册里都没有他自己的照片 He wouldn't even be in photographs.
好吧 我们来看看 Okay, let's see.
看看里面有什么 Let's see what's on it.
不 拉瑞 住手 好了 No, Larry, stop, okay,
要是他的撸管片什么的呢 what if he's masturbating or something?
我不想看见这些东西 I don't want that image in my head.
死人撸管？ Dead guy jacking off?
拉瑞 Larry.
好了 啊 穿着衣服呢 And, ah, not naked.
他也许该洗澡了但是 Needs a shower maybe but...
哦 麦克斯 Oh, Max.
好了 额 Yeah, uh.
这几年非常棒 Those were some really great years.
你知道的 伙计们 你们是麦克海尔大厅帮 而且 You know, you guys, you were the McHale Hall Crew, and...
也是我最好的朋友 所以 ...my best friends, so.
我知道我们会在另一个世界见面的 所以 I know I'll see you on the other side, so...
原谅我吧 Forgive me.
这他妈什么啊 What the fuck?
哦我的天 Oh Jesus.
你为什么要给我看这个 Why did you show me that?
你他妈为什么要让我看这个 你个混蛋 Why the fuck did we watch that, you asshole!
我也不知道 I didn't know.
我不知道啊 I didn't know!
我怎么知道他是要 How was I supposed to know
自杀呢 that he was gonna off himself on camera?
她没跟我们说过 She didn't tell us.
她说过 记得吗 She did, remember?
她说过他要见我们 She said he asked for us.
在他自杀之前 她可没说过 Not before he offed himself, she didn't say that!
好吧 她没必要说了 Well, she didn't have to,
我们亲眼看见了 we got to see for ourselves.
为什么他不说点什么呢 Why didn't he say anything?
我是说 他还有什么牵挂呢 西尔维娅 I mean who did he have, Sylvia?
他还有我们 He had us.
是啊 对 Yeah, right.
他应该跟谁说一下的 He should have told somebody.
谁啊 Who?
他是一个心理医生 He's a therapist.
再找一个心理医生喽 我不知道 Another fucking therapist, I don't know.
操 拉瑞 我们不应该看这个的 Fuck, Larry, we shouldn't have seen that.
这是人家隐私啊 It was private.
拜托 她没把存储卡拿出来 Please, she didn't take the tape out.
录像机也是开着的 The camera was on.
也许这是个圣地什么的 Well maybe it was a shrine or something
或是这件事处理起来实在是太痛苦了 too painful to deal with.
所以她让我们到这里来 So she sends us down here to get candles
拿蜡烛和煤油灯？ and kerosene lamps?
哦见鬼 Oh shit.
额 伙计 Um... uh dude?
我觉得这里面有 I think there's something in...
啊 见鬼 不 滚 滚蛋 Ah shit! No, fuck, get off!
滚蛋 Get the fuck off!
哟 Yo!
我操 Goddamn shit!
妈的什么啊 The fuck?
哥们 Dude?
你还好吗 You all right, man?
没事 我 我还好 No, I'm, I'm fine.
我还好 I'm fine.
我没事 I'm fine.
哦 见鬼 Oh shit.
见鬼 Oh shit.
他还重新装上子弹了？ He reloaded?
那是西尔维娅吗 Is that Sylvia?
是啊 Yeah.
她没有在躲避风暴啊 Not exactly sheltering from the storm.
那是什么 What was that?
哦 天哪 Oh Jesus.
我的天 Oh my god.
操 Fuck!
怎么了 怎么了 用力啊 用力 What, what, come on, come on!
打不开了 It won't budge!
我弄不开 锁住了 I can't do it, it's just locked.
-伙计们 -伙计们 - Guys! - Guys!
嘿 伙计们 Hey guys!
你真是圣人啊 哥们 You are a saint, dude.
世界上你们这样的人可不多了 Not enough people like you in this world.
谢了 伙计 谢谢了 Thanks, man, thanks.
哦见鬼 发生什么了 Oh shit man, what happened?
-哦 这里 -你得把它包起来 伙计 - Oh, there's this... - You gotta wrap that, man,
这可太糟糕了 that is nasty.
谢了 我会做的 Thanks man, I'll do that.
嘿 所以 你找到什么了 Hey, so what'd you find?
有钱没 Any cash?
没有 就一堆垃圾 Oh no, it's just a bunch of junk.
囤货狂啊 Total hoarders huh?
是啊 有些人不知道 Yeah, yeah some people don't know
什么时候该放手 when to let things go.
-嘿 伙计们 -伙计们 - Hey guys! - Guys!
妈的大家都去哪里了 Where the fuck did everybody go?
操 我钻不出去啊 Fuck, I can't get through that.
等下 Wait.
你听到没 Do you hear that?
嘿 Hey!
有人吗 Yo guys!
是谁啊 Who is that?
我他妈哪知道 Fuck if I know.
没准杰克和甘地就在房子下面呢 Maybe Jack and Gandhi are done underneath the house.
听起来不像杰克啊 It doesn't sound like Jack.
是啊 肯定也他妈不是保罗 Yeah, sure shit ain't Paul.
我的个老天爷 Holy shit!
快他妈把门打开 Open the fucking door!
救命啊 Help guys!
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey!
操 卧槽 拜托 Fuck, fuck, come on!
卧槽 Fuck!
什么情况啊 你俩干什么呢 What the hell, dudes, what are you doing?
上二垒 Going to second fucking base,
你他妈觉得我们干啥呢 what do you think we're doing?!
好吗发生什么了 Well what happened?
是麦克斯 It's Max.
什么 What?
麦克斯 Max?
他他妈的回来了 He's fucking back.
你们说你们看到了麦克斯朝自己开了一枪 What you said was that you saw Max shoot himself.
我们看到了 We did.
那谁会把一个人杀两次呢 Well who the hell is gonna kill a guy twice?
卧槽 得了吧 Fuck me, come on!
他就在那里 我发誓 He was right there, I swear.
早跟你说过了 Told you.
有人在打架 好吗 There was fighting, okay?
有人在打架 然后就听到呯的一声 Someone was fighting, we heard a thump
然后他的尸体突然就倒在了地上 and then suddenly his dead ass body is on the ground
眼睛死死的盯着我们 staring back at us.
是我们今天下午埋的那个尸体吗 The same dead ass body we buried this afternoon?
我不知道 I don't know.
好吧 那尸体去哪了 Okay, so where's the body?
我是说 他自己走掉了吗 I mean did he walk away?
我没看到拖拽的痕迹 I don't see drag marks.
好吧 是因为下雨了 Well, it's been raining.
你是谁啊 现在又是CSI了吗 What are you, CSI guy now?
想找一下外套上的纤维吗 Wanna test for fucking coat fibers?
你的胳膊怎么了 What happened to your arm?
我想说的是 如果真的有一具尸体的话 All I'm saying is that if there was a body
那他就在这里 it would be here.
也许哪个小崽子挖出了麦克斯的尸体 Well so maybe that freaky kid dug up Max's body
拖着他到处跑 and he's running around scaring the shit
吓唬人 out of people with it.
杰克 Jack?
等下 宝贝儿 Hold on, babe.
我也不清楚 这可是威斯康辛啊 I don't know, it's Wisconsin.
这里的人们都喜欢做什么啊 What do people do for fun around here?
所以说一个18岁的孩子能 So an 18 year old's gonna drag around
拖动一个200磅重的死人吗 a 200 pound dead man?
也许他有帮手呢 Maybe he had help.
谁会做这个啊 其他的学生吗 Who would do that, another student,
学校里的职工吗 a member of the faculty?
也许吧 Maybe.
为什么啊 Why?
杰克 那是什么 Jack, what is that?
等一下 宝贝儿 Just a second, babe.
我也不知道 我也不知道为什么 I don't know dude, I don't know why.
麦克斯显然不是最容易相处的人 Max wasn't exactly the easiest to get along with.
但他也不是个怪兽 伙计 But he's not a monster, man.
我是说 你不会想把他从地里挖出来的 I mean you wouldn't dig him out of the ground over it.
对于某些人来说 死不足惜 To someone out there, death was not punishment enough.
杰克 Jack!
什么 What?
见鬼 Shit!
哦 操 Oh... oh shit.
哦天啊 Oh god.
杰克 Jack!
你还好吗 伙计 Are you all right, man?
这他妈是什么啊 What the fuck was that, man?
这他妈是什么 What the fuck was that?
哦我的天 是个陷阱 Oh my god, it's a trap,
动物陷阱 a fucking animal trap.
看看这玩意儿 Look at that shit!
对野狗来说 It's gotta be like a trip line
这就像一根绳子一样 把它们挡在外面 right, for the dogs, to keep them off the property!
什么声音啊 What was that?
我们不能在这里呆着了 We've gotta get out of here.
不 我们得带他去医院 No, we have to take him to a hospital
他看起来不大好 'cause he doesn't look good.
我们得去借一下西尔维娅的车 We're gonna have to ask Sylvia to borrow her car.
不 操的 我们直接开走就行了 No, fuck that, we're gonna take it.
我不要偷车啊 拉瑞 I'm not stealing a car, Larry!
知道吗 你就呆在这里 You know what, you stay here
安慰那个该死的寡妇吧 and console the fucking widow.
告诉她总是看到她丈夫 And tell him how bummed you are
浑身是血的出现你有多难过 that her husband keeps showing up covered in blood.
我受不了了 But I am done here!
我们得告诉西尔维娅 We have to tell Sylvia.
这一定是个恶作剧 I mean it's gotta be a prank!
哦因为这简直真的超级有趣 Oh because this is really, really funny.
如果不是的话 And even if it's not,
我是说要是有人真的亵渎了她丈夫的坟墓的话 I mean if somebody is desecrating her husband's grave
她有权利知道 she has a right to know!
好吧 你想告诉西尔维娅 Okay fine, you want to tell Sylvia
有人挖了她的丈夫 你的机会来了 someone dug up her husband, now's you're chance.
祝你好运啊 伙计 Good luck with that, dude.
那还真是典型的你 Oh that's typical.
你说什么 What was that?
你 有胆量做事 You, sticking your neck out,
一般不像你 不是吗 it's not really your thing, is it?
你他妈说什么 What the hell, man,
现在你突然有种了？ now you're gonna ball up?
冷静 我会去的 It's cool, I'll go.
不 不 不 去他妈的 我去 No, no, no, fuck that, I'll go.
好吧 随你便 Yeah, up to you.
我们走 Let's go!
真他妈挑了个好时候 伙计 You picked the fucking hell of a time to ball up, dude.
我去开她的车 I'm taking her car.
我也要去 I'll come too.
-什么 -什么 - What? - What?
要是安布尔需要我的话 Or I could stay here, you know
我也可以留下来 if Amber needs me.
贝丝能留下来 Bess can stay!
宝贝儿 我等会儿就回来 I'll be back in a sec, babe.
要是你一个人走了 我会找到你 If you leave without me, I will find you,
然后烧了你的房子 set fire to your apartment
还要告诉你的女朋友我们在浴室里做过爱 and tell your girlfriend we fucked in the shower.
你要是做妈妈的话肯定棒极了 You must be an amazing mother.
我是认真的 杰克 I'm serious, Jack.
没带上我你就别他妈启动发动机 Don't you fucking start that engine without me.
你拿着把刀干什么 What are you gonna do with a knife,
那家伙已经死了 the guy's already dead!
你是对的 你完全没错 You're right, you're totally right.
我需要一把猎枪 I need a shotgun.
你会用猎枪吗 Can you fire a shotgun?
不会 好吧 但是拿个斧子或是什么的 No, okay, but like an ax or something.
但我们得把他的头砍下来 But we like to have decapitate him.
好吧 你看太多电视剧了 Okay, you watch a lot of TV.
抱歉 我不想我的脑子也被吃掉 Sorry, I don't want my brains eaten.
听着 听着 麦克斯有一个变态的学生 Look, look, there's that wack job student of Max
他很生气 想吓唬一下他的老婆 who's just pissed off decides to freak out his wife
就把他的尸体弄的一团糟 我也不知道 to fuck up his body, I don't know,
人们都变态 people are sick.
刀 刀 Knives, knives.
你能别找了吗 你要刀干嘛 Will you stop it, you don't need a knife!
你怎么知道我不需要 How do you know?
你怎么知道他不会带着一个丧尸回来 How do you know that he's not gonna come back
或是带着一群丧尸回来呢 with a dead guy, with a whole bunch of dead guys?
安布尔 停手 Amber, stop it!
这就是即将到来的丧尸末日啊 It's about to be the zombie freaking apocalypse in here!
安布尔 停手 Amber, stop!
-雷曼太太 -诺玛 - Mrs. Lehman? - Norma?
-大点声 -诺玛 - Louder. - Norma?
很抱歉打扰您 雷曼太太 Sorry to bother you, Mrs. Lehman.
哦我的天 等下 有个摄像头 Oh my god, wait, a camera.
这地方就是个垃圾场 根本没什么好偷的 This place is a dump, there's nothing to steal.
他们不是在监视这个房子 They're not watching the house.
他们在监视着我们 They're watching us.
诺玛 我们是杰克和伊莱恩 麦克斯的朋友 Norma, it's Jack and Elaine, Max's friends.
我们能进来吗 Can we come in?
我们在找西尔维娅的车钥匙 We're looking for car keys, to Sylvia's car.
您介不介意我们 Do you mind if we...
哦 Oh.
诺玛 很抱歉吵醒您 Norma, sorry to wake you.
你有西尔维娅的车钥匙吗 Do you have the keys to Sylvia's car?
哦 不 不 别起来 我们可以的 Oh no, no, don't get up, we can.
哦 见鬼 见鬼 Oh shit, holy shit.
他妈的什么情况 她死了吗 What the fuck, is she dead?
诺玛 Norma?
卧槽 这他妈怎么回事 Oh fuck, what the fuck?
出去 出去 Out, out!
快出去 快出去 快点 Out out out now, get out now, now!
又找到了一个 I found another one.
操 Fuck.
找到了一个 Found one.
在水池那边 操 恶心死了 Over the sink, sick fucks.
直接对着马桶 Points directly at the toilet.
哈 他们自找的 Hah, they asked for it.
既然把摄像头指向了浴室 You put a camera in the bathroom,
你就得看点屎了 you're gonna see some shit.
哦 拜托 Oh, come on!
-嘿 -开门啊 - Hey! - Open up!
这他妈什么啊 伙计 What the hell, dude?
有人吗 Hello?
你们是在看还是在闹着玩呢 Are you watching or playing?
因为不管怎么样 你们都得付出代价 'Cause either way, you're paying.
你好 有人在家吗 Hello, anybody home?
你似乎并不是特别担心 You don't seem particularly concerned.
诺玛的身体早就不行了 Norma's been going downhill for a very long time now.
好吧 在电话线接通之前我无能为力 Well, there's nothing I can do until the phone lines are up.
那屠杀的老鼠呢 What about the rat massacre?
这算不上大屠杀 It's hardly a massacre.
梅西每天都会杀死一只老鼠 Maisy used to kill one rat a day.
好吧 我的工作又不是监督我丈夫的工作 Well, it's not my job to monitor my husband's work,
尽管这很奇怪 strange as it is.
那些摄像头呢 Then what's with all the cameras?
哦 麦克斯有点紧张 Oh, Max got nervous.
他收到了一堆电话 He received a bunch of phone calls
和恐吓信 and threatening emails.
这地方就像他妈的白宫一样全是电线 This place is wired like the fucking White House.
他挺怕自己成为别人的目标的 He was afraid he was being targeted.
那些科学家吗 By scientists?
我不会解释给你听的 I wouldn't expect you to understand.
保罗和拉瑞去哪了 Where are Paul and Larry?
他们没和你在一起吗 They're not with you?
麦克斯在哪 Where's Max?
麦克斯已经死了 杰克 Max is dead, Jack.
你确定吗 You sure about that?
我没必要听这个 I don't have to listen to this.
要是你还想看看那个诡异的 You do, if you ever wanna see
录像的话 你最好听着 your creepy ass footage again.
安布尔 Amber?
我拿到了 I got 'em.
很好 要不你告诉我们保罗和拉瑞去哪了 Good, so you tell us where Paul and Larry are,
为什么麦克斯的尸体总是会出现 why Max's corpse keeps showing up,
要不安布尔就会把这栋房子里所有的存储卡都烧掉 or Amber burns every memory card in this house.
哦 这都是麦克斯的项目 Oh, it's Max's project.
我其实不怎么关心的 I don't particularly care.
虽然我相信这正是 Although I'm sure it's exactly what he would
他期望你做的 have expected of you.
不是我 他都不认识我 Not me, he didn't know me.
很明显 他不需要认识你 Well he didn't need to, you're kind of obvious.
你看到了吧 人性从来不会令人失望 You see, human nature never disappoints.
好吧 好吧 好吧 Okay, fine, fine, fine.
跟我走 Follow me.
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
我没有办法跟你们解释 Well I can't really explain it to you.
我说不明白的 I wouldn't do it justice.
试试啊 Try.
但我知道有一个人可以 But I know just the one who can.
要是我们15分钟内还没回来 就把它们烧了 If we're not back in 15 minutes, burn them.
哦我的天 拉瑞 Oh my god, Larry?
这他妈什么情况啊 麦克斯 What the hell, Max?
拜托 请不要碰他们 Please, please don't touch them.
他们都是自愿的 虽然看起来不太像 These are consenting adults, albeit implied.
天哪 怎么会这样 Jesus, what the hell?
我说了别碰他们 I said don't touch them!
哇哦 我不相信 Whoah, I don't believe this.
西尔维娅 西尔维娅 把枪放下 Sylvia, Sylvia, put down the gun.
很抱歉 这感觉不大对 I'm sorry, that doesn't feel right.
现在麦克斯应该解释一切 Now Max would explain everything
但我们创造性的差异使他无话可说 but our creative differences have rendered him speechless.
所以 我来说 So, I will.
哦 西尔维娅 拜托了 我们能不能 Oh Sylvia, please, can we just...
你他妈的退后 Back the fuck up!
他妈的退后 Back the fuck up.
要是他能说话的话 麦克斯会说 Now if he could speak, Max would say
他别无选择 he had no choice.
一项未完成的研究是没有价值的 An unfinished study is a worthless one
我答应他我们会一起完成这个项目 and I promised him that we would finish it together.
但我关注的是艺术 But I'm all about the art.
他却讲的都是科学 And he's all about the science
这很烦人 which does get annoying.
西尔维娅 别这样 Sylvia, come on.
这他妈就是个大学研究啊 It's a damn college study!
这他妈怎么回事 What the fuck?!
见鬼 西尔维娅 Shit, Sylvia!
所以 额 我们得给对方一点私人空间 So uh, we've had to give each other a little space.
在任何幸福的婚姻里都会这样 Healthy in any marriage.
闭嘴 麦克斯 Shut up, Max.
嘿 Hey.
你们知不知道在二战的时候 Did you guys know that in World War II
只有25%的士兵会 only 25 percent of soldiers actually fired their weapons
朝着暴露的敌人开枪 at an exposed enemy soldier?
我们哺乳动物的大脑 那些小狗一样的脑子 Our mammalian brains, our dog brains
一直在阻碍着我们 kept getting in the way.
不愿杀死自己物种的生物 Reluctance to kill one of our own species,
你相信吗 can you believe that?
真是浪费政府开支 What a waste of government spending.
我现在就非常不舒服 I'm very uncomfortable right now.
-安静 -Quiet!
充分的刺激那个杏仁体 然后那个恐惧中心 Stimulate that amygdala enough, that fear center,
带着一点厌恶 就会让它变得个性化 follow it up with a little loathing, make it personal,
小狗一样的大脑就会睡着了 and that little dog brain just goes to sleep.
就小小的睡一会儿 这段时间就足够扣下扳机了 Just a little nap, just long enough to pull the trigger
然后 哇 and then, voila!,
一个普通公民就变成士兵了 your ordinary citizen becomes an instant soldier.
正如你看到的 这不仅仅是个大学的研究 As you can see Jack, it's not just a damn college study.
这是一个可能改变战争的策略 This is a potentially game changing tactic of war!
那真的糟透了 That's really fucked up.
不是吗 Isn't it?
但是还没有结束 就没有钱 But no ending, no cash.
所以麦克斯的朋友就成为了最好的选择 So Max's friends were the obvious choice.
无聊的美国中产阶级的完美的培养皿 The perfect petri dish of boring middle class America.
放了我们的朋友 我们会走的 Just give us our friend and we will go.
哪个朋友 Which friend?
你只能选一个 You can only have one.
闭嘴 天哪 你老是这么抱怨 Shut up, Jesus, I cannot think
我都没法思考了 with you moaning all the time!
嘿 嘿 嘿 我说过什么啊 Hey, hey, hey, what did I say,
我说过什么 what did I say?
要是由你决定的话 我们还在网上搜 If it was up to you we would still be on the web
他妈的拉锁领带呢 searching for fucking zip ties.
现在闭嘴 Now shut it!
西尔维娅 你没必要这么做 Sylvia, you don't need to do this.
这是麦克斯搞砸的事 This is Max's fucked up thing.
我是说你才是最厉害的那个啊 你拍纪录片 I mean you're like the real deal, you do documentaries.
已经没有人资助纪录片了 No one funds documentaries anymore.
除非是关于苏丹的孤儿 Unless they're about orphans in Sudan
或是美国的胖子 or fat people in America!
麦克斯当然也参与了这一切 Max was in on all of this of course.
嘿 Hey!
直到现在为止 Until now.
我们才算是真的分道扬镳了 艺术创作上 This is where we part ways, creatively.
麦克斯 Max?
我想这就是这意思了 And literally too, I suppose.
嘿 麦克斯 你 Yo, Max, are you...?
我想是我不知道自己下手轻重吧 Guess I don't know my own strength.
好吧 正好不浪费了 Well, it's time to put it to some good use.
见鬼 Shit, man!
哦 我应该把这个洞挖的更大一点的 Ooh, I might have to make that hole bigger.
哦 别这样 西尔维娅 Oh come on, Sylvia.
要是你杀了我们 你的项目就完了 If you kill us, your project's dead.
你们只是这故事里的一部分 You're just part of the story.
你们其实是可有可无的 You're ultimately dispensable.
不 不 不 要是我们不回去的话 No, no, no, if we're not back,
贝丝和安伯会烧了所有的录像 Bess and Amber are gonna burn all the footage.
你真的觉得她们还在那里吗 You really think they'll still be there?
是啊 我觉得 Yeah I do.
你确实会这么觉得 You would.
对于一个生活如此悲惨的人来说 You are relentlessly optimistic
你总是非常乐观 for someone with such a sad little life.
哦不 Oh no.
哦 这不是我说的 是他说的 Oh I didn't say that, he did.
现在是你把他找回来的机会了 Now's your chance to get him back.
站起来 Get up!
-哦 见鬼 -嘿 嘿 - Oh shit! - Hey, hey!
在我杀了你之前给我站起来 Get the fuck up before I kill off your character!
还是要结束的 Still gotta have an ending.
所以 这么的吧 So, here's the deal.
你们中的一个人有10%的机会 One of you could run and have a 10 percent chance
跑出那扇门 of making it out that door.
要是你们一起跑的话 If all of you run at the same time,
你们的几率会上升到40%或50% your odds go up to 40, maybe 50 percent
但是我开枪打死你朋友拉瑞的 but the odds that I shoot your pal Larry here
可能性会上升到100% at close range are 100 percent.
所以也许你能活 So you might live but your friend
但你的朋友死定了 都由你决定 will most certainly die, up to you.
哦 好吧 你们都在盯着出口呢 Oh, well, you're eyeing the exit.
谁会责怪你们呢 And who can blame you?
冒着生命的危险 No sense in risking your life
去救一个甚至不会在雨中为你叫出租车的人是没有意义的 for someone who wouldn't even hail you a cab in the rain.
你疯了 You're crazy.
好吧 看看你们自己 Well, look around you.
这都是相对的 It's all relative.
你左右为难 You're on the fence.
哦 我能看出来 Oh, I can tell.
他是个混蛋朋友 但是 He's a dick of a friend, but,
你们实在没有条件结交新朋友了 you're really in no condition to make any new ones.
哈 我想说的是痛苦与爱是伴随出现的 Huh, I'd say misery loves company
但是看看你这可怜的小东西 but you see your sad little life
是唯一能让他这个可怜的小东西 is the only thing keeping his sad little life
看起来不那么可怜的东西 from seeming comparatively less sad.
你真想牺牲自己 You really wanna sacrifice yourself to someone
就为了一个坐在这 who's sitting here thinking
事不关己高高挂起的人 at least I'm not you.
很棒 拉瑞 真的很棒 That's nice Larry, that's really nice.
但不是你 杰克 But not you, Jack.
你从来都没接受过拉瑞 You never liked Larry.
他从未让你忘记 He never let you forget
他是一名律师 而你只是一个向村里的家庭主妇 that he was a lawyer, and you were selling phone bundles
兜售电话套餐的人 to housewives in the valley.
你忙一周挣的钱跟他一个小时挣得钱一样多 You make in a week what he makes in an hour,
我是说那一定很难 I mean that has gotta be hard.
像拉瑞这样的人就是这个世界的问题所在 Guys like Larry are what's wrong with this world,
抢走了你的工作 抢走了你的女朋友 taking your jobs, your girlfriends,
是时候把它们拿回来了 maybe it's time to take them back!
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey.
还没轮到你说话 It is not your turn to speak.
我 我是说 拜托 Well, I mean, come on.
我想我们都知道康涅狄格州的那段时光不会长久 I think we all knew that Connecticut thing wouldn't last.
你只是在盘算 You're hanging on by a small thread
你还需要多少的 just calculating, how much more therapy you'll need
心理治疗 to get over the latest trauma
你应该为昨晚在厨房 and how much guilt you should feel
拒绝和拉瑞做爱而感到 for refusing to fuck Larry in the kitchen
多么愧疚 last night for old time's sake.
天哪 贝丝 Jesus, Bess.
你在乎什么啊 What do you care?
她说的有道理 She has a point.
是啊 Yeah.
我的意思是 趁着我们还活着 I mean we may as well clear the air
把事情都理清楚吧 while we're all still breathing it.
所以 So.
杀人或是被杀 我的小白鼠们 Kill or be killed, my little lab rodents.
你们的选择 You choose.
真迷人 Fascinating!
啊 你以为结果会很明显啊 Ah, you think the outcome would be obvious!
但是国防部很喜欢把这些数据弄清楚 But the D.O.D. do love to have the numbers crunched!
哦 我多希望麦克斯能看到啊 Oh, I almost wish Max was here to see this!
但是我的纪录片最后会向世界展示我们的作品 But my film will finally show our work, my work,
我的作品 to the world!
我现在就差个完美的结尾了 All I need now is the perfect ending.
没有什么比一把火更好了 And there's nothing more final than fire.
好吧 好吧 All right, all right.
保罗 保罗 Paul, Paul.
女士 你得待在后面 Ma'am, you're gonna have to stay back.
不 不 不你不明白 No, no, no you don't understand,
有一个错误 there's been a mistake.
那不是我的工作 Ma'am I don't have to understand,
女士 我不需要明白 that's not my job.
不 但是你不能就这样 No, but you can't just...
我要再问你一次 Ma'am I'm gonna ask you one more time.
他是个心理医生 是个和平主义者 He's a therapist, he's a pacifist!
带着一把上了膛的枪 With a loaded gun.
保罗从来没有伤害过任何人 那不是他自己 Paul would never hurt anyone, that's not him.
现在才知道吗 女士 It isn't till it is, ma'am.
他们不会带着牌子到处走 They don't walk around wearing a sign.
啊 是挺遗憾的 Ah, it's a shame too.
她真的是个很不错的女人 She was a real nice lady.
这全错了 好吗 This is all wrong, okay?
他不是 他才是那个不稳定的人 He's not, he's the one who's unstable.
但我不是医生 女士 Well I'm not a doctor, ma'am.
我不能确诊 I don't diagnose.
但你们都是自愿的成年人 But you're all consenting adults.
如果你不想参加的话 And if you don't want to participate,
你不应该签署弃权书的 you shouldn't sign the waiver.
什么 The what?
将恐惧武器化 Weaponizing fear.
一项关于恐惧对人脑影响 A comprehensive study of the effects of fear
的全面研究 on the human brain.
听起来耳熟吗 Sound familiar?
这是你的签名吗 These your signature?
我没签 I didn't sign that.
至少这里有人有脑子 Ah, at least someone's got some brains around here.
现在人们为了钱什么都做啊 The things people do for money these days.
好了伙计们 Okay folks.
我们会开车送你们去车站 We'll give you a ride down to the station.
麦克斯 Max.
嘿 麦克斯 Hey Max!
诶 搞什么呢 伙计 Yeah, what the fuck, man?
他们会把你们的陈述词带到镇上 They'll take your statements in town.
我们走 Let's go.
不 等等 不 不 不等下 No wait, no, no, no, wait wait.
那孩子们呢 那些学生 你知道的 What about that kid, that student, you know,
他疯了 他失踪了 而且 he freaked out, he disappeared, and...
退学了 Dropped out of college.
就这样 Say it ain't so.
我是说 看看他 I mean, but look at him,
他老婆死了 他甚至都不 his wife is dead, he's not even...
谁啊 雷曼教授吗 Who, Professor Lehman?
雷曼 前教授 Ex Professor Lehman.
不 女士 他还在大学上班呢 No ma'am, he still works at the university.
他负责心理学系什么的 He runs that psychology department or something.
他老喜欢说 And he'll be the first to tell you...
不疯魔 不成佛 Crazy always finds its way out.